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Kiss & Tell

February 14th 8 pm

If you're looking for something completely different to do on Valentines, this is it. Kiss & Tell is always a Valentine's date to remember, with wine, chocolate, and stories of real love and romance woven together in a funny, sexy and intimate evening of story theater, featuring some of Portland Story Theater's favorites:

Eric Stern, Annie La Ganga, Ozzie Gonzalez, Kriya Kaping, Penny Walter, Lawrence Howard, Lynne Duddy, and our Valentine's Vixen, Elizabeth Flores.

The Alberta Rose Theatre
The Alberta Rose Theatre
21+ Only
Wheelchair Accessible
Map and Driving Directions




We're making it a tradition!
Valentine's at The Alberta Rose Theatre
One Night Only! 8pm
Friday, February 14th
503-764-4131
[TICKETS]
$18 General Seating
$36 VIP tickets
premium seating, champagne, and chocolate
(NO Additional Fees -- None)
$20 at the door, General Seating Only


We recommend buying tickets in advance. This show is very popular. The stories are personal, funny, sexy, crazy..... can't wait to Kiss & Tell.

Sweetheart Raffle!

Buy your winning raffle tickets at the show!

Win a private tasting party for up to 10 people at Eastside Distilling. Includes full tasting, tour, and two premium cocktails!(Value $250) Eastside Distilling gift to Kiss & Tell


Win two dinner and drinks at ¿Por Qué No? Taqueria!
(Value $100)
¿Por Qué No? gift to Kiss & Tell


Win two 55-minute massages at Elements Massage!
(Value $200)
Elements Massage gift to Kiss & Tell
click here to buy tickets Kiss & Tell at The Alberta Rose Theatre

Elizabeth Flores

Buy a winning raffle ticket from our Valentine's Vixen, Elizabeth, for only $5 or increase your chances of winning and buy 5 tickets for $20. We've got some fabulous prizes... How about a private tasting party from Eastside Distilling for up to 10 people? This gift includes full tasting, tour, and two premium cocktails per person! Or how about two full massages from Elements Massage? What could be better than you and your sweetheart relaxing session of hands-on healing?

Kiss & Tell at The Alberta Rose Theatre

Eric Stern

Cowboy of love seeks cowgirl of passion for a kissing corral. They say love is a burning thing. And it makes a fiery ring. I fell into a OUCH! Jeez this freakin' fiery ring hurts..OH GOD it BURNS,ok seriously GET ME OUT OF THE RING OF FIRE! Also I'm not really a cowboy. And I'm married. So I guess it's less like Bonanza and more like Little House on the Prairie. So basically I'm good with the ring I have. Thanks. Me and the wife will just stay home and watch Little House. And make-out when we see LAURA INGALLS WILDER! Jealous?
Kiss & Tell at The Alberta Rose Theatre

Penny Walter

40ish Strawberry blond, Single female (yay, still technically single) seeking committed extreme sport thrill seeker with Bob Marley attitude. must love to animate inanimate objects and have a flair for serving up scrumptious food from BBQ to Thai. Funny voices and Corney jokes a requirement. Great smile and agreeable extended family. Dog lover a plus,Everything else is negotiable.

Kiss & Tell at The Alberta Rose Theatre

Ozzie Gonzalez

Well groomed and house trained lover of life looking for co-conspirator with whom to share an exquisite reality. Confidence and self awareness is a must. The ideal partner will be well versed in the seductive arts of dance, non-verbal communication, and posses a stride whose sway arouses the unsuspecting in their midst. Must be willing to transcend soci-cultural norms for the sake of self-actualization.

Kiss & Tell at The Alberta Rose Theatre

Kriya Kaping

Sultry Shark Loving Lady looking for bohemian beau-hunk to be next stamp in her passion passport for panties-a-fire world romance. This sommelier of smooches is often described as a sexy mashup of Carol Burnett, Eleanor Roosevelt and Dora the Explorer. As a buxom brunet who always leads with her two best assets - wit and witticism, she can be considered subtle and sexy when sleeping or in comatose state. Spicy storytelling senorita uncertain of exactly what happens in the kitchen, but certain that you can make it taste good for her. Likes a man with big gestures and whispered compliments, who enjoys long walks with a cranky old dog in a stroller.

Kiss & Tell at The Alberta Rose Theatre

Lawrence Howard

Nice Jewish Boy seeks Lovely Irish Lass for cross-cultural romance. You teach me sin, I'll teach you guilt, then we'll switch. I'm looking for someone who loves old pickup trucks, chocolate frosties, dirty limericks and fart humor. Bonus points if you are a good kisser, a sexy dancer, and a huge Jimi Hendrix fan. Meet me under the mistletoe? I love you already! Oh, did I say that out loud?

Kiss & Tell at The Alberta Rose Theatre

Annie La Ganga

Scorpio sun, Sagittarius rising, Capricorn Moon. 5'5" 195lbs. Dyed red hair. Lifelong experience with drug addiction and recovery, chronic mental illness, compulsive overeating, and debt. Let's Party! All reasonable offers considered. You host. No cops.

Kiss & Tell at The Alberta Rose Theatre

Lynne Duddy

'Hottie' over 50 seeks relationship with an amazing lover who is mildly addicted to food porn. You feed my body, and I'll feed your soul. I'm looking for someone who appreciates a good story, is willing to try new things, and likes to text naughty messages. Extra points if you are a man with an IQ above 165 who was born in the year of the horse.

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