February 14th 8 pm

Kiss & Tell is always a Valentine's date to remember, with wine, chocolate, and stories of real love and romance woven together in a funny, sexy and intimate evening of story theater, featuring some of Portland Story Theater's favorites:

Eric Stern, Master of Ceremonies

Petite well-built brunette (with moustache) seeks polyamorous neo-conservative presidential candidate for fetish accordion roleplay. Can that thing between your legs open up and roll out my barrels?! Yes Mistress! Must be open-minded. Serious replies only. No weirdos. P.S. Please be advised: Am married and faithful to my wife/soul mate so cannot reply to inquiries at this time. Mistress.

Penny Walter

Fun, Flirty, Adorable red-haired farm girl seeks surfer dude with magic van. Must have deep appreciation for milk shakes, puppets, imaginary friends, and know all the words to mahnamahna. Looking for adventure. Will try anything twice. If you know how to make good Mac 'n Cheese, I'm all yours.

Enrique E. Andrade

Lovely gay man looking to avoid genetic suicide. Seeking a lesbian couple to answer this prayer. Must be able to do relay insemination, and be an expert in knowing your own fertility cycles. High quality organic fresh squeezed product guaranteed and doctor approved. Must be willing to answer fundamental questions about life and it's purpose.

Lawrence Howard

Nice Jewish Boy from NY seeks beautiful shiksa goddess to share chocolate frosties, trips to the beach, hot sex, LTR, marriage, kids. Irish Catholic preferred, child from previous relationship ok. Looking for a woman who is honest, forthright, passionate, emotional, vulnerable, alive. Must enjoy puns, dirty limmericks, fart humor and kosher sausage. Bonus points if you can whistle Oh Danny Boy and know all the words to every Funkadelic song.

Lynne Duddy

Voluptuous, Zaftig Woman, with Contagious Laugh Seeks Professional Storyteller who Has an Obsession with Antarctica and a Taste for Vermont Curry. Must have Large Nose and Enormous Laugh. Famtastic Sexual Appetite and Ability to Function Without Sleep Essential. But Please No Sarcacistic Egomaniacs. Looking for True Love with a Real Mensch. Extra credit if you worship Bob, as in Bob Dylan.

	February 14th 8 pm *Kiss & Tell* is always a Valentine's date to remember, with wine, chocolate, and stories of real love and romance woven together in a funny, sexy and intimate evening of story theater, featuring some of Portland Story Theater's favorites: Eric Stern, Master of Ceremonies Petite well-built brunette (with moustache) seeks polyamorous neo-conservative presidential candidate for fetish accordion roleplay. Can that thing between your legs open up and roll out my barrels?! Yes Mistress! Must be open-minded. Serious replies only. No weirdos. P.S. Please be advised: Am married and faithful to my wife/soul mate so cannot reply to inquiries at this time. Mistress. Penny Walter Fun, Flirty, Adorable red-haired farm girl seeks surfer dude with magic van. Must have deep appreciation for milk shakes, puppets, imaginary friends, and know all the words to mahnamahna. Looking for adventure. Will try anything twice. If you know how to make good Mac 'n Cheese, I'm all yours. Enrique E. Andrade Lovely gay man looking to avoid genetic suicide. Seeking a lesbian couple to answer this prayer. Must be able to do relay insemination, and be an expert in knowing your own fertility cycles. High quality organic fresh squeezed product guaranteed and doctor approved. Must be willing to answer fundamental questions about life and it's purpose. Lawrence Howard Nice Jewish Boy from NY seeks beautiful shiksa goddess to share chocolate frosties, trips to the beach, hot sex, LTR, marriage, kids. Irish Catholic preferred, child from previous relationship ok. Looking for a woman who is honest, forthright, passionate, emotional, vulnerable, alive. Must enjoy puns, dirty limmericks, fart humor and kosher sausage. Bonus points if you can whistle Oh Danny Boy and know all the words to every Funkadelic song. Lynne Duddy Voluptuous, Zaftig Woman, with Contagious Laugh Seeks Professional Storyteller who Has an Obsession with Antarctica and a Taste for Vermont Curry. Must have Large Nose and Enormous Laugh. Famtastic Sexual Appetite and Ability to Function Without Sleep Essential. But Please No Sarcacistic Egomaniacs. Looking for True Love with a Real Mensch. Extra credit if you worship Bob, as in Bob Dylan.	The Alberta Rose Theatre 21+ Only Wheelchair Accessible Map and Driving Directions We're making it a tradition! Valentine's at The Alberta Rose Theatre One Night Only! February 14th BUY TODAY! General Seating VIP tickets with premium seating, champagne, and chocolate (NO Additional Fees -- None) Tickets are available NOW. We recommend buying tickets in advance, as this show is very, very popular. The stories are personal, funny, sexy, crazy..... can't wait to *Kiss & Tell*.


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